Quotes about Funny

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

#Funny, #People

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

#Funny, #Graduation

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

#Funny, #Girls

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

#Cute, #Funny

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

#Funny, #Love

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the...

#Food, #Funny

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

#Age, #Funny

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

#Bored, #Funny

Old age is a shipwreck.

#Age, #Funny

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

#Funny

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...

#Funny, #Government

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

#Age, #Funny