I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for...

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for...

A woman must have money and room of her own if she is to write...

A woman must have money and room of her own if she is to write...

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it...

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it...