I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.