Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine

I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine

Love to travel, But hate to arrive

Love to travel, But hate to arrive