Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Quote by Mae West

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the...

Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the...