Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Quote by Mae West

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The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.