I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

Quote by Lara Flynn Boyle

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on...

I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on...

You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have, the more people...

You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have, the more people...

Everybody wants to solve everybody's problems.

Everybody wants to solve everybody's problems.

Being Irish was a big thing for me, particularly growing up in Chicago.

Being Irish was a big thing for me, particularly growing up in Chicago.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl.

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl.

I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.

I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.

Have I seen The Commitments? I was obsessed with that movie. I just watched it...

Have I seen The Commitments? I was obsessed with that movie. I just watched it...

And I don't believe that women can successfully have it all. I really don't.

And I don't believe that women can successfully have it all. I really don't.

And I think women have come a very, very long way, but they have a...

And I think women have come a very, very long way, but they have a...

But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by...

But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by...

I had never watched a law show prior to being cast on The Practice.

I had never watched a law show prior to being cast on The Practice.

To put me through school my morn had to work, so I was a latchkey...

To put me through school my morn had to work, so I was a latchkey...

She comes from the Midwest. She had me at a very young age and raised...

She comes from the Midwest. She had me at a very young age and raised...

I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.

I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights.

I love children and I love men, but I can't commit to either for the...

I love children and I love men, but I can't commit to either for the...

I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself,...

I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself,...

And while I might not always agree with the viewpoint I have to portray, because...

And while I might not always agree with the viewpoint I have to portray, because...

I know that I'm getting the real deal with my mom. I know that she's...

I know that I'm getting the real deal with my mom. I know that she's...

Oh, I don't talk about Jack and me. Some things are too good to share.

Oh, I don't talk about Jack and me. Some things are too good to share.