Quotes about Funny

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

#Famous, #Funny

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

#Celebrity, #Egotism, #Funny

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

#Age, #Funny

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

#Funny

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

#Age, #Funny

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

#Funny, #Jokes

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

#Funny, #Sex

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

#Age, #Funny

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four....

#Funny, #Government

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

#Funny, #Life

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

#Funny, #Putdowns

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord...

#Funny, #People