Quotes about Funny

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

#Age, #Funny

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

#Age, #Funny

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

#Age, #Funny

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

#Drinking, #Enemies, #Funny

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

#Funny

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

#Alcohol, #Drinking, #Enemies

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

#Funny, #Laughter

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

#Commitment, #Funny, #Sleep

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

#Funny, #Women

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

#Funny, #People

NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

#Funny, #Medicine

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

#Funny, #Humor