Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote by Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.
Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...