Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the...

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...