Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

Success is not a destination, it's a journey.

Success is not a destination, it's a journey.