Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Quote by Mae West

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.