When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Quote by Mae West

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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided...

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided...

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery

Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We...

Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We...