When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Quote by Mae West

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Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.