When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...