We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.

Fashion condemns us to many follies; the greatest is to make ourselves its slave

Fashion condemns us to many follies; the greatest is to make ourselves its slave

Courage is like love; it must have hope to nourish it.

Courage is like love; it must have hope to nourish it.

Ability is nothing without opportunity.

Ability is nothing without opportunity.

The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely.

The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely.

Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration

Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Music, of all the liberal arts, has the greatest influence over the passions, and it...

Music, of all the liberal arts, has the greatest influence over the passions, and it...

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

The only victory over love is flight.

The only victory over love is flight.

The art of government is not to let me grow stale.

The art of government is not to let me grow stale.

An urgent missive sent to Josephine Home in three days. Don't wash.

An urgent missive sent to Josephine Home in three days. Don't wash.

Public opinion is the thermometer a monarch should constantly consult.

Public opinion is the thermometer a monarch should constantly consult.

In order to govern, the question is not to follow out a more or less...

In order to govern, the question is not to follow out a more or less...

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the...

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the...

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not...

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not...

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!

No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who...

No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who...