We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

In order to govern, the question is not to follow out a more or less...

In order to govern, the question is not to follow out a more or less...

Providence is always on the side of the last reserve

Providence is always on the side of the last reserve

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing...

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing...

Truth alone wounds.

Truth alone wounds.

The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.

The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.

The reason I beat the Austrians is, they did not known the value of five...

The reason I beat the Austrians is, they did not known the value of five...

A revolution can be neither made nor stopped. The only thing that can be done...

A revolution can be neither made nor stopped. The only thing that can be done...

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

One should never forbid what one lacks the power to prevent.

One should never forbid what one lacks the power to prevent.

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of one's designs to one's means.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence

God! How men of letters are stupid.

God! How men of letters are stupid.

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.

The art of government is not to let me grow stale.

The art of government is not to let me grow stale.

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the...

There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the...

You can kill the body but not the spirit.

You can kill the body but not the spirit.

A guilty suffering spirit is more open to grace than an apathetic or smug soul.

A guilty suffering spirit is more open to grace than an apathetic or smug soul.

How much truth can a spirit bear, how much truth can a spirit dare? ......

How much truth can a spirit bear, how much truth can a spirit dare? ......