Quotes about Funny

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

#Dating, #Funny, #Kissing

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

#Dating, #Funny, #Kissing

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

#Funny, #Life, #Planning

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

#Funny, #Women

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

#Famous, #Funny

Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the...

#Compliments, #Funny, #Sister

When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe...

#Age, #Funny

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

#Age, #Funny

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

#Age, #Funny

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

#Dating, #Funny

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

#Funny, #Sarcastic