Quotes about Funny

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

#Funny, #Life

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

#Books, #Funny

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

#Funny, #Money

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

#Funny, #Humor, #Irony

The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

#Funny, #Morning

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

#Dating, #Funny

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

#Funny, #Hollywood

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

#Funny, #Hollywood

I dream for a living.

#Funny, #Work

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?

#Funny, #Money

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

#Funny, #Movies

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...

#Biking, #Funny, #Witty