Quotes about Funny

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

#Funny, #Monday

A boy's story is the best that is ever told.

#Children, #Funny

He'd make a lovely corpse.

#Funny, #Putdowns

I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words...

#Funny, #Putdowns

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

#Books, #Funny

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

#Basketball, #Funny

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

#Food, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

#Cute, #Cute Love, #Funny

Sex is a two-way treat.

#Funny, #Sex

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

#Age, #Funny

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

#Age, #Funny

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

#Food, #Funny