100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....
Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!
I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see...
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Eat - well is drink - well's brother
In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm...
You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption
Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.
Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...