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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I...

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I...

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat...

A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat...

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.

Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...

I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't...

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...