100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

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I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve...

We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve...

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

For each mouth, a different soup.

For each mouth, a different soup.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan)...

I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan)...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

So few people eat okra (more radishes are grown in this country) that it never...

So few people eat okra (more radishes are grown in this country) that it never...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

The fact that poetry is not of the slightest economic or political importance, that is...

The fact that poetry is not of the slightest economic or political importance, that is...