100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Touch my food and suffer the consequences.

Touch my food and suffer the consequences.

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

Some like carrots, others like cabbage

Some like carrots, others like cabbage

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

The black dog gets the food; the white dog gets the blame

The black dog gets the food; the white dog gets the blame

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...