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Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...

Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except...

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except...

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't,...

I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't,...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

There is no such thing as a free lunch

There is no such thing as a free lunch

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.