100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

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Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.

Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Good talk saves the food

Good talk saves the food

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?

If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except...

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.