Sex is a two-way treat.

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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

I've had a lover's quarrel with the world

I've had a lover's quarrel with the world

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people...

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people...

To love is natural. To understand the variations of love is wisdom.

To love is natural. To understand the variations of love is wisdom.