Sex is a two-way treat.

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A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...