Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes...

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes...

Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.

Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.

I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more...

I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

I can't coach, but it's ok, it's my players fault, they're just not producing. I...

I can't coach, but it's ok, it's my players fault, they're just not producing. I...

What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as...

What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as...

Never understimate the heart of a champion.

Never understimate the heart of a champion.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. Well we're the kryptonite, and we're...

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. Well we're the kryptonite, and we're...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as...

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond.

Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on...

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...

Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health,...