This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.

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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth...

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

That awkward moment when you're over someones house and they offer you food but you...

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public....

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...