Quotes about Funny

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

#Funny, #God

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

#Funny, #Stupidity

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

#Age, #Funny

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

#Funny, #Marriage

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.

#Funny, #Wisdom

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

#Funny, #Inspirational

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above...

#Funny, #Life

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

#Funny, #Life

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

#Funny, #Love

Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before...

#Age, #Funny

Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.

#Age, #Funny

The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious...

#Age, #Funny