He'd make a lovely corpse.

Quote by Charles Dickens

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The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can...

The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can...

In love of home, the love of country has its rise.

In love of home, the love of country has its rise.

Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.

Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.

The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.

The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.

Eccentricities of genius.

Eccentricities of genius.

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he...

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he...

Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many - not on your...

Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many - not on your...

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days,...

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days,...

It is well for a man to respect his own vocation whatever it is and...

It is well for a man to respect his own vocation whatever it is and...

It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.

It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past...

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past...

He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.

You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.

The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that...

The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that...

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain...

An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain...

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

Renunciation remains sorrow, though a sorrow borne willingly.

Renunciation remains sorrow, though a sorrow borne willingly.