Quotes about Funny

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

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President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers....

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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

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As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

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For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

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A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

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If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

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Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

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