Quotes about Funny

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at...

#Age, #Funny

The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that...

#Age, #Funny

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you...

#Funny, #Marriage

In childhood be modest, in youth temperate, in adulthood just, and in old age prudent.

#Age, #Funny

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

#Funny, #Jokes

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

#Funny, #People

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of...

#Funny, #Success

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.

#Funny, #Wisdom

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you...

#Drink, #Funny

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

#Age, #Funny

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out...

#Drink, #Funny

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

#Funny, #Witty