One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will...

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Everything's a gamble, love most of all.

Everything's a gamble, love most of all.

Baby Boomers will have different gambling habits than other seniors because they have more disposable...

Baby Boomers will have different gambling habits than other seniors because they have more disposable...