Quotes about Funny

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

#40th Birthday, #Birthday, #Diplomacy

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than...

#Funny, #Work

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...

#Family, #Funny

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take...

#Family, #Funny

You cant get too much winter in the winter.

#Funny, #Winter

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and...

#Funny, #Inspiring

The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

#Funny, #Writers

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

#Funny, #Writers

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

#Funny, #Witty

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have...

#Death, #Funny

I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...

#Funny, #Life

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

#Age, #Funny