Quotes about Funny

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

#Age, #Funny

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

#Funny, #Golf, #Sports

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

#Funny, #Golf, #Sports

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

#Change, #Funny

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

#Drinking, #Funny

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...

#Funny, #Life

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

#Funny, #Morning

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

#Funny, #Politics

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

#Cute, #Funny

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

#Cute, #Funny

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

#Disney, #Funny

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

#Funny, #Writers