Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

Quote by Proverbs 26:11

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Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

When the age is in, the wit is out.

When the age is in, the wit is out.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.