Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

Quote by Proverbs 26:11

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Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

When the age is in, the wit is out.

When the age is in, the wit is out.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

You think it horrible that lust and rage Should dance attendance upon my old age;...

You think it horrible that lust and rage Should dance attendance upon my old age;...