President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out...

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out...

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger....

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger....

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with...

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with...

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in...

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in...

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The...

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The...

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in...

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in...

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother,...

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother,...

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon...

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon...

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar...

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar...

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever...

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever...

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and...

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and...

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already,...

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already,...

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most...

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most...

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government.

A government of laws and not of men.

A government of laws and not of men.

In all great changes of established governments, forms ought to give way to substance

In all great changes of established governments, forms ought to give way to substance

We prefer self-government with danger to servitude in tranquility.

We prefer self-government with danger to servitude in tranquility.

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.

The four pillars of government . . . (which are religion, justice, counsel, and treasure).

The four pillars of government . . . (which are religion, justice, counsel, and treasure).

All systems are capitalist. It's just a matter of who owns and controls the capital...

All systems are capitalist. It's just a matter of who owns and controls the capital...