As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Quote by Proverbs 31:6

Topics: Funny Quotes

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with...

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.

The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like...