As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Quote by Proverbs 31:6

Topics: Funny Quotes

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but...

Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but...

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special,...

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special,...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.