Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Quote by Brendan Behan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

Lead me from death to life, from falsehood to truth; Lead me from despair to...

Lead me from death to life, from falsehood to truth; Lead me from despair to...

Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.

Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.