Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Quote by Brendan Behan

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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...