Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Quote by Brendan Behan
I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.
I'd rather be dead than think about death.
When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...
I am a daylight atheist.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...