If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.

Quote by Proverbs 27:14

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There aren't enough days in the weekend.

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Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still...

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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

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If you rest, you rust.

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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...

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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

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Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

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Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...