I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I...

Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are...

Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are...

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - It's made for the losers

To love without role, without power plays, is revolution.

To love without role, without power plays, is revolution.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.