Quotes about Funny

I think serial monogamy says it all.

#Funny

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

#Funny

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

#Funny

Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to...

#Age, #Funny

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

#Advice, #Funny

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

#Funny, #Happiness

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

#Funny, #Money

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

#Funny, #Politicians

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

#Funny, #Graduation

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

#Funny, #Girls

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

#Cute, #Funny

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

#Funny, #Women