Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

Quote by Tom Wilson

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

We are set to make very bad history.

We are set to make very bad history.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a...

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a...

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to...

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to...

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a...

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a...

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

If I had a nickel for every time I said Why me? I'd have probably...

If I had a nickel for every time I said Why me? I'd have probably...

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just...

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just...

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy...

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy...

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is...

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is...