Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Quote by Tom Wilson

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy...

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy...

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to...

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a...

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a...

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just...

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just...

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a...

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a...

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is...

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is...

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

If I had a nickel for every time I said Why me? I'd have probably...

If I had a nickel for every time I said Why me? I'd have probably...

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

We are set to make very bad history.

We are set to make very bad history.