“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.Quote by Tommy CooperTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about SleepShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...#Driving, #Funny
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...#Funny, #Pregnancy
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...#Funny, #People
