Quotes about Funny

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

#Funny, #Parents

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

#Funny, #Parents

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

#Funny, #Jokes

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

#Funny, #Jokes

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

#Funny, #Jokes

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

#Funny, #God

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

#Funny, #Money

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

#Funny, #Irish, #Nationality

I like marriage. The idea.

#Funny

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

#Funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

#Funny

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

#Dieting, #Drinking, #Funny