Quotes about Funny

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

#Age, #Funny

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

#Funny, #School

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

#Funny, #God

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

#Age, #Funny

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

#Funny, #Honesty

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

#Funny, #Hollywood

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

#Funny, #Math

It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the...

#Funny, #Music

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

#Funny, #TV Series

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

#Age, #Funny

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

#Funny, #Women