Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Irish Quotes, Nationality Quotes

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.