Quotes about Funny

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl...

#Dirty, #Funny

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

#Age, #Funny

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I...

#Funny, #Morning

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

#Funny, #Life

If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title,...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of...

#Age, #Funny

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

#Funny, #Inspirational

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

#Age, #Funny

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

#Age, #Funny

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

#Age, #Funny

Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it...

#Age, #Funny

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

#Age, #Funny