Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!'

Topics: Facebook Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take...

At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your 'Like' becomes.

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.