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Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life...

When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life...

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...