Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30 minutes.'

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Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms