“Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30 minutes.'Topics: Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.#Facebook Status, #Famous
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...#College, #Facebook Status
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...#Ex Boyfriend, #Facebook Status
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Movies
