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Never give advice unasked.

Never give advice unasked.

Follow the advice of those who make you crie, never of those who make you...

Follow the advice of those who make you crie, never of those who make you...

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.

Be niggards of advice on no pretense, For the worst avarice is that of sense.

Be niggards of advice on no pretense, For the worst avarice is that of sense.

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

He gets through too late who goes too fast

He gets through too late who goes too fast

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

The worst men often give the best advice.

The worst men often give the best advice.

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say this...

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say this...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors...

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors...

If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change.

If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change.

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath...

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath...

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldnt ruin a relationship either.

A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldnt ruin a relationship either.

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.