Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie.

Topics: Annoyed Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

That FML moment when; you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you...

That FML moment when; you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you...

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put...

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put...

It's so annoying knowing that all the fake girls get all the lovely guys and...

It's so annoying knowing that all the fake girls get all the lovely guys and...

There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie.

There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie.

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...

That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy...

I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not get one...

I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not get one...

The only thing that annoys me more then people who only hit me when they...

The only thing that annoys me more then people who only hit me when they...

I swear it takes almost as much time to remove makeup as it does to...

I swear it takes almost as much time to remove makeup as it does to...

When you respond to my texts with the letter 'K' ...thats the quickest way to...

When you respond to my texts with the letter 'K' ...thats the quickest way to...

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

Hey Dreams, stop ending right when I get to the good part!

Hey Dreams, stop ending right when I get to the good part!

Hey Google...Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after...

Hey Google...Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after...

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as...

I hate being tired in school and thinking 'I'm going to take a nap as...

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

It's funny how people say they miss you, but don't even make an effort to...

Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and...

Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and...

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...