Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Quotations Quotes

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.

To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.

The art of quotation requires more delicacy in the practice than those conceived who could...

The art of quotation requires more delicacy in the practice than those conceived who could...