The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'

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That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...

TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...