Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
Love is a serious mental disease.
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.