“Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your legs...Topics: Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...#Annoyed, #Facebook Status
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Reality
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...#Facebook Status, #Food
