Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...#Facebook Status
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...#Facebook Status, #Music
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...#Facebook Status, #Lies
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Leave Me Alone
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...#Bad Relationship, #Being Faithful, #Cheating
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...#Annoying People, #Facebook Status, #Have A Nice Day
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.#Facebook Status, #Reading, #School
It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...#Facebook Status, #Kids, #Teenage
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
