Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...#Facebook Status
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Girlfriends
Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...#Facebook Status
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...#Facebook Status, #Music
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...#Facebook Status, #Lies
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Leave Me Alone
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...#Bad Relationship, #Being Faithful, #Cheating
