Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Quote by Groucho Marx
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!