Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...
Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave...
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.