Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
A real job is a job you hate.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it's quite conscious.
In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their...