I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Quote by Bill Watterson
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
A real job is a job you hate.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...