I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Winter Quotes

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Where I come from it was really unheard of to be at a party and...

Where I come from it was really unheard of to be at a party and...

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a...

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a...