I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Winter Quotes

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I've never been cool - and I don't care.

I've never been cool - and I don't care.

When I think of the definition of cool and when I look at people, John...

When I think of the definition of cool and when I look at people, John...