I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
The problem with people is that they're only human.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
A real job is a job you hate.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.