I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Winter Quotes

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think...

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think...