When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.