The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...