The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?