If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.
Quote by Bill Watterson
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.