If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.