If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Every industry is going to be affected (by the aging population). This creates tremendous opportunities...

Every industry is going to be affected (by the aging population). This creates tremendous opportunities...

My mother...she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel....

My mother...she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel....